I wouldn't say Blizzard has gone downhill — they've gotten more money and have the oversight of a global giant forcing them to perform to a high set of standards, which, I assume, is a buttload of pressure.

Oh my GOD. I'm pretty sure you need to get a cup of water, because I just got burned. Damn I should have seen that.

CG trailers, granted, show nothing. Even though that previously released one showed only snippets of true gameplay. Also, I wasn't sold on this game because of a CG trailer.

I agree wholeheartedly with your statement, Norm.

Well, as objective as can be imagined, obviously. Sometimes, I just like the sound of "fucking." "Fucking" works well in multiple situations, whether involved simultaneously or not.

And it's fucking Bungie. Halo aside, they have consistently broken ground with every genre they've tried, every IP they've worked with — Marathon for FPS, Myth for real-time strategy and Oni for third person. And they've succeeded beyond expectation with all of them.

God I can't wait for this. I dislike the next generation with a lot of fervor right now, but I have to own this game.

I was speaking of beer in generalities. Obviously, Michelob Ultra by itself is not a delicious beer at first — however, drink enough legitimately delicious beers and Michelob Ultra is quite acceptable, if free.

Best use of words in recent memory.

Gentlemen, you're speaking to fucking Michelob Ultra. You're speaking to beer, an inanimate, yet delicious, refreshment.

That letter has just the right amount of mistakes to make them interview the absolute perfect Southern gentlemen soldier.

My God. Did the Internet cause all the idiots in the world to forget what an editorial is? Jesus.

Microshaft YTP? Perfect.

Hell — I'm on the East Coast and I fucking hate the fact that the nearest In-and-Out is about 1,900 miles away from my house.

Loving that laser rifle on the wall.

That was redonkulously in-depth. Well played.

God. Florida is the tits — by "tits," of course, I mean a fucking she-devil sent to prey on the weak minded.

That part where the shopkeeper presses the panic button after seeing Aiden on the TV?

Brilliance.

This wasn't made by 'Murica, but 'Murica anyway.

I swear — dogfights and horse-flies, man. Dogfights and horse-flies.