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i saw a WRX that had AHEGAO for his plate here in cali.

Okay, but... here are a couple of his recent suggestions.

Holy crap, TORCH made the best suggestion?

they were hornets

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

World of TaftCraft: Aft of the Raft - Abaft of the Propshaft.

I’d buy a TaftCraft. Hell, I’d host a TaftCraft tourney.

We all thought it sounded super cool

CraftCraft. Extremely aggressive quilting bees, felt doll making, and competitive bedazzling.

Funnily, BarCrafts WERE actually a thing! There used to be a program where Blizzard would associate with Esports bars to broadcast StarCraft tournaments live while having drinks and burgers, and it was the name of the program ^^ 

“You still don’t get it, do you? Her opinion is the only one that matters.” 

Sounds like a GM smallblock with an automatic...

I know, right? Tinder is so much faster and cheaper than 4 years of higher education at an accredited institution.

If you haven’t owned one, I know you won’t understand, but these cars are in a category that really only belongs to... well, people who love cars.

Sadly, I actually know a girl who did that. She switched her major to sociology when she found her IT boyfriend

I’m an engineer at an automaker. Queue jokes about driving trains.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

I “accidentally" rented a movie of this title once.

Today, somebody in a car you can never ever own did something you can never ever do.