“Why do you never tell me how much you love me daddy, look how big this fish is, I caught it just for you, why won’t you love me?”

You want to know why that fish looks small, while all the others look freakishly large?

The first couple of pictures with fish are the first pics I’ve ever seen of Don Jr. that don’t cause the bile to rise in my throat, he looks human in those pics.

Edmund Bacon did some good things, but he had a few major fuckups that really hampered the city and slowed its growth forever, namely squeezing one highway between the river and the historic walking part of the city and squeezing another highway between a different river and a mountain.

This is writing as an act of courage, and I will never forget it. 

Sorry for your loss.

Thank you. I think anyone that has a sibling that they worry about in any sense can find a connection here.

Must have been super awkward when he had to explain his new girlfriend to his ex, the watermelon with a hole in it that he kept under his bed.

I wish I could give this 100 stars.

Hopefully the toilet paper stuck to his shoe will wrap around his other leg, trip him, and end this nightmare. 

Every time I see him, this is all I can think about:

Wait, it gets worse! There’s some incredibly deep pathology involved in naming his son after his alias, John Barron, which itself was taken from rival, Barron Hilton, whom he degraded as having been a member of the “lucky sperm club.” The levels of projection could exceed the output of the sun itself; and once that…

Don’t you dare compare Trump to a pedophile with the barest connection to reality who was shielded from all consequences due to his money. Michael Jackson could sing and dance remarkably well, whereas the President is terrified he will topple down a flight of stairs.

The President was quoted as saying “Melania is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son.”. After which he donned a fedora and a single sequined glove before moonwalking out of the Rose Garden.

I was thinking just out into the inky black vacuum.

I usually find it easier to sacrifice a sock to the gods of hygiene, then flush it to punish the venue for failing to supply paper.

Into space.

Yeah, he should be expelled.

I am so fucking tired of this blithering stupidity. How? How is he still immune to this? How do people continue to bleed devotion to him? How is this still happening? What the fuck will it take for this ridiculous parasite to actually get what he deserves!?