my girl turned 6 on dec 3rd!

does ice only tweet like he speaks, because if so, hell yea

this is unnecessarily rude

drag race and dragula? (hehe) 

lord, the day i saw a sailing spider take off from a bush next to me and float all the way across a river, i almost fainted 

k i understand not wanting to FLUSH the toilet whilst the lid is up... bc toilet water sprays up in a shit and piss pillar... but it sounds to me like she’s scared of toilet water germs floating in the air without even flushing it? and if that's the case then lol

hahahahahahahaha k yours is my favourite of all

WHOA

k this NEEDS to be made into a short film hahahaha

same same, i feel as though she is showing such a hard contrast to last years (also hideous and terrifying) white forest in a shitty attempt to "troll" us libturds

OK YES THIS IS PERFECTION

THIS

oh, fuck - i don't know if ill ever be able to have this talk with my dad. i mean, i love the guy, but he punched a hole through my closet door while my head was directly next to it

Jesus Fucking Christ, We Are Tired - women

ewwwwww i totally remember this guy from when molly soda was a huge tumblr gal.. always gave off the creep vibes, he looks like a debauched michael cera from hell

i mean, thats a given. the real shocker here is the header pic of Donny Jr jn full drag! 

lol we have a girl dog and every time she here's "that's a good BOAH" she looks around like there's another dog here 

this quote is AMEEEEEEZING and he doesn't even realize why

i wish i could like this style, but as a woman with small titties and a fat belly, i look like a fully loaded baked potato gone to prom

this is the best response imo