Damn, RiRi, is all I have to say about this. I think I’m bi-curious now, lol.

We’ll laugh at her, but the “Yeah this white person is evil, but look at this black people thing that you find scary even though it’s not!” strategy has pretty much always worked. So, on a really infuriating and depressing level, I understand why she did it, because more Americans than we want to admit will hear that…

See, I’m picturing this, but it’s Kate McKinnon as Hillary.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

Jesus, really?

Nah it’s just hard work. He’s deathly allergic to it.

“...unless the poison works faster than I planned. Whoops, said that out loud! I’m such a silly!”

At least Tiffany was too far away for him to touch. Save yourself, Tiffany.

Her recoil from his kiss was AMAZING. And he shook Ivanka’s hand!

Melania wouldn’t touch him after the debate. Like, he leaned in and kissed her but literally not a single hair on her body touched him.

Do they think no babies are going to die in the nuclear winter?

She’s a national treasure.

It’s okay, but I still prefer the Hillary Shimmy song.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

John McCain has always been a little shit who does the politically expedient thing for John McCain all while marketing it as “Maverickism.” 

Early voting is already going on in many states, so there can’t be a re-shuffling of the ticket. Come hell or high water, Trump is on the top of the Republican ballot.

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?