1pm EST, and it looks exactly as it does in your screenshot. Yikes.

Well, that's nightmare fuel. 

We’ve always been at war with Eurasia. And did you hear? The chocolate ration went up to five grammes a week.

Is there a Twitter account dedicated to unearthing these, or do people just go find them as needed? 

If anyone deserves it, it's one of them!

Jesus. I thought he’d be less intimidating if he smiled. I was wrong. That’s nightmare fuel. “LEMME CUT OFF THOSE SLEEVES FOR YA, KID” 

When Lowry leaves, I’m going to be heartbroken. It was sad enough to see DeRozan and Valanciunas leave, but Kyle’s the heart of the team and has been for years. I have no doubt Steady Freddy and Spicy P could take up the slack, but man.

I usually don’t care for the c-word, but damn. LOL. Well-played.

It feels like a permutation of the “she was asking for it, look at what she was wearing” trope. “If she didn’t want to be hassled, she shouldn’t have married him!” Gross.

A super-ultra maxipad. Just in case.

And Lindsay’s upper lip is Tara’s left boob. (Left? I’m not sure. I’m not googling that at work.)

Yeah, I would like to know why Shaq decided to be a booster for PJ’s. Was he so easily bought? He’s long seemed like a good man, so this is disappointing.

A fair point. It was okay until it wasn’t. She might have assumed that he wouldn’t keep doing it. Not a good assumption, but we all make mistakes. 

Gary Busey looking motherfucker, I’d like to smack him for just about every decision he’s made since he started with the Broncos.

Good for her for pushing back against his bull. Nobody deserves a partner dictating who they ought to be.

True. That's how we got Trump.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely?

when it happens it seems so unreal and you can’t possibly believe something horrible is actually happening to you

Jez always had a streak of “yikes” to it, but the streak has widened substantially in the last four or five years.

To be fair, I don’t think I’ve seen that brand in Canada since the 80s.