Affirmed.

Everyone who's criticizing Reggie Bush needs to stop and ask themselves – why would you want to leave bruises when you punch babies? That's just stupid, honestly.

Thanks, but I feel like you're being evasive.

How many Tom Coughlins do you think you could successfully fight simultaneously? It's possible that one or more of the Tom Coughlins will have a knife, because he seems like that sort of guy.

Don't break character by acknowledging typos. Stay in the moment.

Strong satire, well done.

"My goal is always to teach my son right from wrong and that's what I tried to do that day."

This is the best.

Well Mike, that's a great – if extremely poorly worded – question you sort of asked. I do agree that it's unfortunate that there weren't more substantial legal ramifications for Rice. He certainly deserved more serious consequences than what the D.A. pursued, and we should discuss that. Somewhere else, probably, but…

That's what I don't get. Goodell has such a hard on for suspending people, and so little tolerance for anything that generates bad publicity, why didn't he just suspend the shit out of Rice in the first place? He knew the tape would eventually get out, and even if it hadn't, the details that were already public were…

Not "Aggro Craggs"? Missed opportunity.

Oh man. That is not good. You might even say it's…

Man, I'd forgotten how aggressively awful that whole list is.

It would be difficult to overemphasize what a terrible, terrible newspaper the Statesman is. Thanks for posting this.

“One of the more distinguishing features of the old garage, closed in 1994, was the huge glass ceiling. But Cobain, who was stupid, would not call that a selling point. He would call it a dying point.” -CNN

Yeah, notice how the "if they go away" part refers to college sports (which he refers to earlier as the "Olympic sports."). The "significant damage" is to the international efforts (i.e. the actual Olympics).

I appreciate that you invited him, on the off chance that maybe, possibly he'd like to explain that fucking train wreck of a sentence up there. I mean, it's been driving me insane all day, and I seriously need answers. Do I harvest the words, blow them up into ammunition and shoot them at a bubble-wrapped baby on a…

Your kid did an amazing job capturing the intensity of the moment as the chicken turns away from the impending shower of horse seed. Erotic, yet vulnerable. Very compelling work.

Clark the Cub: [cums]

Tom Ley wrote the worst lede about Cal Thomas writing the worst lede about Chicago gun violence. We'd try to top it, but he already fixed it, so ok, whatever.