If this isn’t the coolest friggin job in the world, I don’t know what is. Gods among men. Truly. So. much. jelly.......................

EJECT lever, actually. GOOSE?!!! GOOSE!!!

I think this is is a turnpike ticket holder. or bill holder. or roach holder. some holder. either way, at least +25 rwhp

Oh. Ok. Because I thought that having a glorified $200K go cart was already batsh!t crazy, but then again - target audience for this can probably blow through 800K over lunch without batting an eye.

by making it a mall crawler attractive enough for soccer moms.

Are we talking JKs? Though, I’m little intimidated to take it into any body of water deeper than threshhold, with all the modern gadgetry inside.

On our romantic trip to Italy, my wife slapped my face more than once for pitching a tent in a broad day light. It happened as I drove past few RR dealerships with Defenders prominently (and mockingly) on display. I had to take my frustration out by taking that innocent Peugeot 5008D on back roads, Brazzers style.…

Not sure if serious...

UNAFFORDIUM

We’ll just have to wait for Doug Demuro to buy one and let us know.

...and s e m e n

Ford “Cleveland” - is that a steamer?

Bam! It’s already here. They call it “Macan”

I’m glad this car does not exist. Because forcing my family into destitution, just so I can satisfy my lust is way too much guilt to carry around. A guilt that size would need some space. A glove box should work.

“At this point, Shyamalan’s stock has fallen so low that he could film explicit bovine intercourse in real time...”

Crooked?

You forgot blind spot mirrors, err, blind spot passive warning system.

And here’s the guy who designed this blander - because with those looks, anyone with eyesight would naturally gag. Looks only mother could love, on that one. I mean the car.

Looks like it’s straining to poop

Kill it with fire!