Uranium Rock's discussions

I'm a grey -text non-person too

I'd still rather face Jameson fueled misplaced nationalist violence then spend my life quaking in fear on Tumblr

Where I live a guy shot another guy over an argument over who was "more Irish". The guy that was shot was actually from Ireland. The other guy was an American native, of Irish descent.

I'd rather have some scars from doing stupid fun stuff then be terrified of someone saying "hello" to me and suffer from "fibromyalgia", at home, alone, in bed, with my cats.

I actually don't think "new media" magazines are particularly bad...Jezebel is probably noticeably lower quality then Slate or Salon...but not always, and have you read the hilarious sh*t show that is TIME recently? Granted that could be more of a statement about TIME then anyone else...and lets not forget, it was an…

we need a crack team of economists to determine the fiscal damage Christians do this country

Avril has been hahaunted, scrooge style, by the ghosts of all the dead Ramones, who force her to confront her monstrous crimes against music. The stress has given her a tummy ache.

My point is that you can't have it both ways...it can't be "real" when it happens to get it right and "just a joke" when it gets it wrong. Calling people defenders of gang rapists is not a joke.

Ill be right over as soon as the valium kicks in and and my hands are still enough that I can drive. Ill stop by California Cliche Kitchen and get a handle of vodka and a carton of ultraslims.

That sounds like you want to eat me and make me into a coat

I take some quaaludes and wander my empty ranch style in a house coat and curlers, clutching an overly full glass of wine and a cigarette with an inch of ash nearlt every night

I had to have a beer to steel myself. I think id slap someone if they used the term with me.

There's a difference between "stoners" and "people that smoke pot...the first being a distinct, and distinctly awful, subculture and the ssecond being like...everyone under 40...

So is your argument that any opinion Merlan has can be safely dismissed as hystrionic flailing, unworthy of even criticism?

L7? How about a Witch Hunt record, and a lock of Eve Libertines hair to use to wipe egg off your face?

You're engaging in the Daily Show Defense...serious when you're on the attack, "just a joke" when on the defensive.

how about her "Dworkin"

That is fucking horrible.

Parker Posey's Vagina would be a good name for a film cleverly satirizing breezy early to mid 90s indie films. It would start with Miss Posey at a party, and then a bunch of doctors show up and give her OB/GYN lab reports and then has to be a librarian or get a yeast infection or something.

I like just calling it "her parker posey"