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unsilentmajority
11/8/12
3:25 PM
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Why weren't you cast as a villain from a rival camp in Wet Hot American Summer?

12/13/10
1:56 PM
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Now if only I could remember my password...

8/13/10
1:29 PM
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That guy should never have moved in next door to Estadio Azteca.

7/14/10
2:54 PM
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Previous winners include: David Beckham, a man who rides bicycles called Chris, and two of your guys! Read more

6/17/10
4:42 PM
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It says they conceded two goals before scoring one of their own. I'd expect a lot more deception from Dear Leader.

6/3/10
3:02 PM
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Tim Howard is so lucky he gets his own special goalie jersey.

5/13/10
3:13 PM
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Pack a coat, because South Africa can get pretty Chile.

4/21/10
1:15 PM
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Is it true that the answers to all of the world's secrets can be found in David Hirshey's mustache?

4/18/10
1:08 PM
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Yoel Judah and Roger Mayweather would kick all of their asses.

4/9/10
2:17 PM
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You know it's not Jason Whitlock because there's a bicycle involved.

4/1/10
3:33 PM
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To be fair, that's probably the most relevant article to ever appear on Bleacher Report.