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Why weren't you cast as a villain from a rival camp in Wet Hot American Summer?

Aug 13 2010
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That guy should never have moved in next door to Estadio Azteca.

Jul 14 2010
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Previous winners include: David Beckham, a man who rides bicycles called Chris, and two of your guys! Read more

Jun 17 2010
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It says they conceded two goals before scoring one of their own. I'd expect a lot more deception from Dear Leader.

Jun 3 2010
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Tim Howard is so lucky he gets his own special goalie jersey.

May 13 2010
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Pack a coat, because South Africa can get pretty Chile.

Apr 21 2010
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Is it true that the answers to all of the world's secrets can be found in David Hirshey's mustache?

Apr 18 2010
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Yoel Judah and Roger Mayweather would kick all of their asses.

Apr 9 2010
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You know it's not Jason Whitlock because there's a bicycle involved.

Apr 1 2010
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To be fair, that's probably the most relevant article to ever appear on Bleacher Report.