Your money’s on the dresser, Chocolate.

The lawyers were told to leave the settlement check on the nightstand.

Trump bombed Syria to look tough, the national press collectively creamed themselves, and now he’s looking to up the ante so he can feel better about his garbage administration.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

What the fuck, are you serious? The man paid for his ticket. He paid for a ticket to go on that plane.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

Good.

I was less surprised than gleeful when Ricky Martin came out. I dated a girl once who had a major crush on him, and I kept telling her she was barking up the wrong tree. It would have been one thing if she said “Oh, I know, but I still am attracted to him”. I would have said “cool, celebrity crush”. No, she would have…

Mike Flynn 2016: “When you are given immunity you’ve probably committed a crime.”

10/10 for the name Chutney

Seriously, what was going to be their claim to fame in this?

They don’t care, they don’t regret anything and even if they did they would never in a million years admit it. They’re just happy to see “liberals crying”, that’s literally the only thing they care about. The whole country could be burning down around them and they’d still point and laugh like Nelson Muntz and go…

Too many women, especially women of color, have had a lifetime of practice taking precisely these kinds of indignities in stride,” Clinton said.

STOP RESISTING!

I mean cops can claim they joined up to help people. That may even be true for some of them. You join ICE it’s because you want to fuck up some brown people.

It’s not like it was a big mystery.

“It’s a lie when they say he was holding a gun. He doesn’t even own a gun. They shot my dad. They shot him and I don’t know why.”