He’s also in the process of destroying the stock market which, for the first time in 6 years, is going to be in negative territory for the 8th straight day.

Expecting the new Bond villain to be American.

One of these days I’ll be calling out of work because my sweet old Loki dude won’t get off my lap and I cannot disturb him.

I excitedly await the coming Twitter meltdown.

Holy shit, he is now on tv claiming that the bill going down in flames is exactly what he planned and wanted and that he mentioned that in every speech he’s ever given. It’s jaw-dropping, the audacity of this liar.

That’s his life plan.

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

repeal and replace this administration.

And if he manages to get two sentences out without using the words “losers” or any racial slurs, the press will fall all over themselves to call him presidential in the wake of tragedy.

It should be pointed out, if it isn’t obvious, that it’s in fact illegal to ask women those types of questions in a job interview. So he’s not only an asshole, he lets his assholeness cloud reasonable judgement of the law.

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

What about dressing your two dogs in elf PJs while you wear Santa PJs? Asking for a friend.

I’m sorry, but a family in matching pajamas is less “cute” and more “signs of cult activity.”

You should offer your highly skilled services to law enforcement. Being able to detect sexual predators by their personal grooming and voices would be very helpful. You could be like a superhero, wear flowing black robes and a powdered wig, carry the Gavel of Knowledge.

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

Average rent for a one bedroom in Reykjavik is about $1000/month. Average monthly salary is $4500+. Pretty nice trailer park.