And now everyone at Jezebel has tuberculosis.

But no one named Michelle Williams would be allowed to play, because that would be too confusing for everyone else.

It's crazy that someone needs to say this, but, um, people don't go on vacation and leave children behind that a housesitter would be taking care of, like cats.

Lupita in glasses is the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

She looks fucking amazing, but I can see how the below-the-waist part could get a little baggy and weird.

I agree with you! Although I love the look of these photos, their intent was to show that women could serve in the military without losing their femininity, or, more chauvinistically, to show that silly women, even in the heat of battle, would still be worrying about their hair and makeup.

Turtleneck, sandy crack, + angry bees?

That's a toughie - I have a presents=love person in my life, too, and she always makes me feel uncomfortable with over-the-top gift-giving. In my situation, she wouldn't care if I got her a token; she would just feel the need to reciprocate with, like, a new iPad. For her the presents=love is a one-way equation, but…

If you'd really like to stop doing presents, then you have a perfect opportunity to do so right now! Don't apologize for not getting her a gift, just wish her happy birthday. Maybe suggest getting coffee or something afterwards, and treat her. But don't feel like you even need to do that.

"Have any of you ever even SEEN a chicken?"

I grew up in Central Florida and every year on the first day of school we would all insist on wearing our best new outfits, which were better suited for first day of school weather in New England, and we would be absolutely dying of heatstroke.

Dee, you don't know shit about cats. They don't abide by the laws of nature!

This seems to be useful just as a data dump, especially if you use iPhoto to manage the photos on your hard drive - since iPhoto doesn't store things by the "events" or "albums" that you've set up but rather by the date you imported them, you can't create folders in Amazon Cloud Drive and then transfer over just the…

If you're a parent with young children—or constantly busy multitasking—you can peel a hard-boiled egg in under three seconds with only one hand by rolling it quickly on a clean surface.

Those earrings are bonkers. Either they were photoshopped in or her earlobes are defying gravity.

I've only bought the travel insurance once, and it was for a purpose that didn't seem to be covered by another of my insurance policies - refund in case I wasn't able to travel due to illness. Normally I wouldn't worry about that, but at the time I had a medical condition that might have reared its ugly head just…

Next on Lifehacker: "We told you about cold cream in a previous post, now learn about how your hand can be used to apply it!"

He obviously knows how old he was when that incident happened. His misstatement of his age is a way of casting himself as a youthful offender who should perhaps be treated with more forgiveness. I couldn't say whether he did it deliberately or unconsciously, though.

My mom used one of these when she was pregnant with me and swears it made me smarter.

"So the— it goes in the— and then— oh, shit."