+10 for the goop knock. +1000 for getting “vaginal egg” and “astrological wheel “ in the same sentence. That’s only the third time this year that I’ve seen it. :).

“It is a tantrum by rich people who are angry that their political power temporarily does not match their economic power.”

I have no idea what any of the above comments are talking about, but I like the suffix “duder”, so I am posting a comment. I wish I could contribute more, but this is pretty much my “A” game.

Ouch. And props.

Hippie.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read anywhere. Congratulations, Mr. Urso, you win the internet!

I confess, your articles are one of the reasons that I regularly visit Kotaku, and I find your preoccupation with the “naughty bits” in video games...pretty funny. It seems so 4th-grade male, and I need to constantly remind myself when I read your stuff that a woman wrote it. Which makes the fake-article all the more…