no lofty, you’re the piece of shot.

well c’mon he can’t be any worse than trump, right?

that’s his loss then. i’m sure he’ll still want to talk “with” you about scientology though.

so tom cruise is a professional who takes his job very seriously and has lots of confidence. what a monster.

“but she’s never murdered anyone, let alone with an axe! where is our representation, hollywood?”, shouts the world’s axe-murderers, to no avail.

cut a freedom hole in it, obviously

i wonder who they’ll recast to voice cleopatra and ghandi, since that is the way things are now

what if he was being sarcastic?

great to see eric roberts still getting work

“making big deals over stupid shit” is basically the av club’s masthead

#believesomewomen

*shakes purple, fur-enclosed fist at computer screen*

i am not a furry. i am a pedantic asshole, full stop.

hey! furries dont fuck. they yiff.

reboot, you’re glitched

so what would you call him? greatest man to ever live? that could work

clcikbait! the actual song is 3:43 minutes long. so this should be ten minutes at least. 

well i hate to play melgibson’s advocate here, but let us not forget that the jews did kill the one true lord and saviour, jesus christ, a fact i learned from watching mel gibson’s documentary, the passion of the christ.

it’s actually pretty decent and easy to pirate, but i guess the discomfort of confronting the fact that shitty people can make good movies is too much for you.

ron jeremy is a fucking creep??? jesus christ, what next, mel gibson a raving anti-semite???