thank you kotaku, for keeping us abreast of corporations’ performative activism

bet they’re not even prescription

I don’t!

when the article is less interesting than the headline

or so the aliens would like us to believe...

well that aside, it was a pretty decent impression.

this kid’s gonna be all kinds of fucked up.

this is too insane to even be zuck’s burner

booooo

what a shameless tease

aren’t you corporate fucks working from home now? and besides shouldn’t you be working when you’re at work?

what? not a good pilot? so those outer-space war movies are just a big lie?

oh i get it, sarcasm

know what i’ll miss most out of going to the movies? the 20 minutes of commercials and previews before every showing. You cant’ get that on VOD!

and so thought the chinese, yet here we are...

av club: check out this crap that’s terrible

i wonder what hoobastank’s been up to

av club: hey check out this awful thing that sucks

and where was robbins in all this? certainly makes one wonder what tiger tail is really made of.

.....by a tiger?