what if the game turns out to be a collection of weird teaser trailers?

What games do you think will get a remaster announcement this year... and do they actually deserve one?

hell, i would frame the instructions

you can learn the basics of blocking and throwing, but characters’ sprawling lists of moves—which exceed 100 button combos—are plainly intimidating

One thing I don’t appreciate is they don’t really tell you when *exactly* you should do the DLC dungeons. I tried going into one toward the beginning of the game and managed to get through a few battles fairly easy, only to get owned 10 minutes later by a higher level pack of mages.

this is how he’s planning to close off E3 2018 to the public again

OH NO IM ONLY A FEW PARAGRAPHS IN AND IT’S WRECKING ME

GETS ME EVERY TIME

anybody that’s seen this will spam it, but if you are ever ignorant enough that you want the government to cut programs like this, please watch Mr. Rogers defend his wonderful show years ago against budget cuts and unshrivel your terrible heart

Right, but it’s not like he takes over the world in a day flat. It’s a gradual process of his wife dying, Metropolis being destroyed, and then the world’s superheroes dividing sides (basically: which ones were already OK with killing vs. those who aren’t). He definitely didn’t just flip some switch— he lives through…

That’s pretty much the whole point, though. It takes the trope of “what if this character did.... THE ONE THING THEY AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DOOOOO OH NOOOO”instead of “what! superman would never kill a person, no matter what!”

I just use it pretty casually and usually have more than enough to get by—I think the only times I was ‘poor’ in this game were the beginning and when I had to throw down for the fortune teller... in which I just reloaded because I decided it wasn’t worth it.

Q_Q I just want him to be happy— protect yoshida.

EASILY my favorite

get the fuck outta here, YOSHIDA is an Earnest Politician and was genuinely very touching and heartwarming

I think this is largely the reason he’s so absent from Super, though— Chi-Chi doesn’t let him go out and dick around like his dad because he has school.

this is why I said time travel shenanigans aside

I think the common viewer probably doesn’t like Chi-Chi... but she’s right.

he was, like, dying of pain. some of the comments he left in the back of shonen jump:

My guess is you just skip a lot of the mindless bits. Some people like grinding a lot in games, but it doesn’t really serve the overall narrative. With an 11 day time frame, given that it’s your job, I would guess the general expectation would be to not rush it (unless it feels like an enormous game— kudos to Atlas…