Because we all know you appreciate classic comedy, here are Hale & Pace:

"I've got to go".
Poop! he disappears

I'm guessing it was his first show I caught (about seven years ago). It was genuinely funny and moving, too.

I've missed him since he left.
However, Rhod Gilbert is a suitably weird replacement.

Or "That supervillain just had a witty Brit on the floor!"

And here it is, for the uninitiated:

Cheesoid the smelling robot in "That Mitchell and Webb Look". Rubbish at differentiating between cheese and "pet-rel", but with real intelligence. Poor thing.

That was exactly my thought - is he Mac?

I'm fairly active (work out four times a week, walk 12000-15000 steps a day, eat whole food), but still managed to lose four pounds of fat in one week* by following one simple trick.
OK, it wasn't a trick: I've started to make sure I drink 3-4 litres of water a day. It really can be as simple as that.

We in the UK have an abundance of panel shows - some good, many not so good.
Also, cookery shows.

I love the look shopkeepers/bartenders give you when you try to convince them that a Scottish fiver is real money.

Your pants are full of gas.

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!

I believe the term he used was "sick".

I have set heffalump traps all around my garden.

In the meantime, you can cheer yourself with the fact that Brian Blessed has an alarm clock app:

Thanks for the comforting words. It was more the other patients/visitors I passed as I also passed wind that made me wince.

The inflation was why I farted with every step. I felt truly classy. Or gassy.

As another person who has just turned 40, I too must "look forward" to such an exam. Yeesh.

In about three years from now, I believe.