I've always used my personality as a barrier to prevent STDs and pregnancy.

Mike Flowers Pops FTW

"Laid" is a great start. Just dive on in.

Nick your car for a shilling, squire.

Yah, we already know.

You dirty old man

Eurovision Song Contest Tips

I unapologetically love "The Book of Mormon".
It remains the evening that I have laughed hardest in all my life.

… and I bought that on vinyl.
I feel very old now.

The A.V. Club

Is it high in crowtein?

It hurts my soul that I had two immediate responses to your comment:
1. "cut like a razor blade" was the first thing that came to mind
2. He sliced like a ninja.

Brilliant avatar-comment synergy.

Reading > Slough

FENIMORE!!!

Obligatory A.V. Club response:

You should try cricket! It's every bit as interesting as baseball, but my country (England) is really good at losing.
Plus, there are breaks for tea.

He already had to give the socks.
Won't somebody please think of the extremities!

I certainly hope so.

I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well that's no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!