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TIES! Long ties. Doctor's lean over patients, surfaces etc. and ties brush up against all sorts of things and go from room to room plus I've noticed some have a habit of running their hands down their tie to smooth it/tuck it in. Just saying, bowties are the way to go in the medical profession!

It's not that I'm not grateful for the information...but for the love of god, can I just be blissfully ignorant about some things?! BLISSFULLY IGNORANT!! Must I know Or be made aware of everything about eeeeeevvvverrrrryyythhiiinng? Yes, *Sigh* I guess I must. Thanks...I guess. *shudder* bleh.

I'm not freaked out by a woman holding a door for me, but I am horrendously terrified walking beside someone you don't know while heading for the same door, that causes a ton of stress in my life. Should I hurry up to get there first then hold it open? Is that weird? What if I drop back a step or two? Will they open

Unless it's not your penis your concerned about, and they've already left.

That shirt is no worse than the pair of cat pants my little sister had to wear. She hates it when we talk about her wearing those pants to school...they had the word 'cat' all over them, and a picture of cat next to the word. lol. I wish I had a picture.

Jesus Christ. He actually said that Austin residents should just suck it up when their rights are violated, because they're lucky the cops didn't rape them . No words. I would scream my head off if a bunch of male cops dragged me into a car in an alley. She had every reason to believe they might assault her.

I agree! It just all felt completely unnecessary.

Was I the only one that thought the answer to the first question was a bit condescending? I don't know anything about Reiki, & maybe it's complete hooey, but it sounds like the one asking for help has found a personal benefit from their mentor. I don't disagree with the point - (she can hang out with whomever, but you

It looks like a mess. As an eternal gray on Jezebel I guess this will really limit my ability to post and be seen. That's a bummer because I like participating here, I just can't seem to get out of the grays. I am not in the gray on Gawker or Deadspin, just here.

Are greys and non-greys still going to be a thing with the new Kinja? I myself am still a lowly grey, and I'm wondering how the change will affect my second class status.

Panties is not a name you give. Panties is a name you earn.

Imagine getting drunk with her. YEAH.

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Yes, I am going to post the "Fuck it All" video again.

Dear Young Women: Guys outgrow the douche phase. Really, we do. Keep the faith, and maybe date older dudes (but not too much older, because a guy my age (36) who dates an 18-year-old hasn't got a single good intention in it. And if he dates younger than that, well...)

When I was 17, I was just happy to be kissing and doing sexy stuff. At that age, do you really need to make it sexier?

I just like to hide things in the back of my mouth, then challenge my guy to get them out! He loves it! I don't allow tongs any more though.

If anyone needs MST3k recommendations, I'm here to help!

I love winning so much that if I had known about this earlier I would have gotten married just to enter!

You haven't been protecting yourself from Saladly Transmitted Diseases?