Trumpland: where 2+2= fuck off for doing math, you goddamn queer!

This SCREAMS of some motherfucker looking for another 15 minutes.

Goddamn, have a fucking sense of humor. Stop taking yourself so goddamn seriously. Take things in stride. Jesus!

“Omaraosa will lead Brownshirts and Jackbooted thugs to focus on public compliance.” Fixed the headline for ya!

So, according to Sessions, lynching black people= ok. Getting stoned and watching Space Jam, you’ve gone too fucking far. Got it. God bless Amerikkka.

A tie between The Jungle Book and The Nice Guys.

I was REALLY hoping A&E never intended to show this documentary, but were always going to show the Chappelle’s Show black white supremacist sketch on a loop for an hour instead.

Well, it appears she’s outsourced FLOTUS duties to Ivanka.

To Trump supporters now regretful and upset by their choice candidate:

“Adviser to the to the president.” Is that what we’re calling “minister of propaganda” these days in the fourth Reich?

His daughter has learned quite early to get the fuck away from her monstrous captor father. Caroline Cruz has quite a future ahead of her.

Comey is making Hoover look up from hell and give a thumbs up. That’s not a good thing.

Yeah, he is among the ever-growing list of who can fuck right off. I know that Trump’s election was basically a right wing coup by GOP voter suppression, Comey’s FBI and Russia. But, the 60 million people who bought into his con are not helpful, even though he is the biggest popular vote loser in our nation’s…

I don’t want to think about him period. Sadly, that’s not an option.

Also, the 14% of LGBTQ people who voted for Trump can fuck right off.

Fuck the media for giving Twitler almost $2 billion in free advertising. Fuck the pollsters for misleading us. Fuck Russia. Fuck Jill Stein for giving us false hope for a recount. Fuck the spineless Repukes who aren’t bothered by Russian hacks and outright goddamn fascism. I have a bottomless bag of birds for…

I fucking HATE that the media is trying to legitimize and normalize white nationalism and white supremacy.

In addition to McCrory just being a petty douche and a sore loser, this sets a really shitty precedent for other bitter outgoing GOP governors who lost their race to Dems.

It’s disturbing to me that more people aren’t upset that a major political party is so readily willing to accept outright fascism and assaults on our democracy.

I’m 100% behind Cooper pursuing a lawsuit. Seriously fuck sore loser McCrory and the Repukes for attempting this blatantly partisan power grab.