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Cancelling til Severance or Mythic Quest comes back. 

“In light of my recent conflicts regarding the conflict in the Gaza Region, effective immediately, I resign from my position of Class President. I am proud of what I accomplish in these short two weeks, even if I ultimately was not able to fulfill my pledge of replacing all the water fountains with Gatorade, and to

Call me when they have a “Scary Affordable” event...

Saving the planet high five!

I just started composting, so, I think we should be okay. 

The surface temp is -200 degrees...

I wish on the last group you had to somehow guess the theme, since when there’s just 4 words left it’s easy to solve them. Like you can only progress if you somehow can guess what times them together or something.

Okay but did anyone here smell her vagina candle? I’m morbidly curious. 

My buddy got a job working for a tax software company. I asked him, “Intuit?” and he said, “Yeah, dude, I’m super into it!”

Neat. I go on YouTube to specifically avoid news, so this is just...just great.

So now your perpetual victim complex is so bad that you somehow made the murder of a child about yourself, huh? Will you guys ever find the low, or just keep sinking forever?

I mean I guess YouTube can count as social media, buuut....I dunno, man. I’d be curious to see what content accounted for those 1.9 hours. If it’s all reaction videos and memes, then yeah, that’s probably bad. But if it’s Joe Pera’s latest stand-up special played back-to-back, then I think that’d just be pretty swell,

Nah. I can still watch a sunset or spend time with my loved ones. AI influencers can’t take that way from me.

I feel like the Didgeridoo was invented for this sole purpose! 

Even the most powerful microscope in the world would not be able to find the violin tiny enough to express my utter apathy towards these people.

Imagine if billionaires and corporations actually paid the taxes they owed. Then perhaps we could stop blaming poor people for the economy’s woes??

YES! Tegridy Farms is such a collosal waste of focus. Randy’s best usage is in standalone things (like him becoming a chef, the Japanese toilet episode, when the internet went down, etc.) because his fixation on something is what makes him being an asshole bearable. When it’s stretched over multiple

Bro this is what irks me: like, if you want to say the show isn’t as funny as it used to be (fine) because it focuses more on current events than silly absurdism (totally fair) or that you think the characters have all been Flanderized (valid) that’s great. But this tired argument that they are all about “both sides

Ah fuck me, I totally read right over the clarification where that line was about single-camera sitcoms and not a continuation of the previous bit about multi-cams. Read the damn thing too fast.

Ah, I may be misremembering the first season where I thought they looked at the camera. But you’re right: we’ll call it a non-stationary sitcom then :)