Related to this, the Niners don’t have much going on at the QB position this year. Wonder if they’ve got Kaep space?

Reporter: Kevin, that was pretty exciting! What were you thinking by going behind the back?

That video needs to be set to some sort of dramatic Space Odyssey-like lift-off music immediately.

+ 1.3 billion

This is the worst blow to an equipment manager since Blake Griffin.

And not only that, he was doing it drunk and in someone’s condo!

Judges are elected in Ohio, and this dude just won himself reelection from now until eternity in the Buckeye State.

Good move by Lane. Art’s team was renowned for its offenses.

Things got awkward at the BBQ when it was revealed that Young Boog is a Chicago fan.

The NFL will go easy on Fowler, because Goodell is tired of all the boos.

Or President.

I’ll say to you what I said too countless other people in this thread: I didn’t say I had a problem with what Kaep, Bennett or any other player is doing; I said the opposite. Re-read the very first paragraph on my first post. And I certainly didn’t “literally use the ‘mythical concept of time’ to justify delaying…

You know the slogan “With name like Smuckers, it has to be good”? Bortles is the opposite of that.

I don’t disagree with this.

You’re actually pretty good at this game! Unless you’re serious. In which case you’re awful.

You mean like I worked two dicks into your mom?

You’re fine. Others are have been a little less conversation. But thanks.

“A 2015 congressional report revealed that the Department of Defense had paid $5.4 million to NFL teams between 2011 and 2014 to stage on-field patriotic ceremonies; the National Guard shelled out $6.7 million for similar displays between 2013 and 2015.”

Sure. And I never said it wasn’t appropriate.

You mean like I worked a dick into your mom?