Sure, it’s corny, but that clock is right twice a day.

For Rose, the hits just keep on coming.

Sounds like Beltre isn’t the only one with a offensive explosion, Doug.

Gallinari had no comment about the incident, because an Italian with a broken hand is effectively mute.

For a sporting goods company, Adidas has pretty poor Ball-handling skills.

“Yadi’s caught a lot,” Matheny said. “Yesterday, just kind of watching him go around the bases, too, you could tell that he’s, you know...” 

If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you. (Because I don’t know either.)

[Obligatory Trump joke.]

My copy of baseball’s unwritten rules may be outdated: Should I be outraged, and if so, at whom?

I’d still take Charley over 50 Cent on the mound.

My guess is that he doesn’t think the Cavs, with all their dysfunction, can beat the Warriors, and he doesn’t want to live through a rebuild either in Cleveland or anywhere else. If LeBron leaves the Cavs next season, Cleveland will be in rebuild mode with no draft picks and no trade assets, i.e., probably not a…

LeBron James stars in Boooolander 3: I Can Derillick My Own Balls.

See! They can’t even dunk anymore!!

If that weren’t bad enough, he also brought his rally cap.

I don’t know the context here, but from the looks of things, either Spurrier farted and Saban knows, or vice versa. Either way, Spurrier is drunk.

Sub standard performance by Team Harvick.

Time for Dan to fire up the ol’ Comic Sans machine.

Kim Jong Il is also good at sports — the best! — I’m told.

My money is on “hit by a car.”

A suspension is inevitable whenever a star football player is involved.