They need to sign him for a full year and not play him except on promotional days and milk all of those sweet sweet memorabilia dollars, like the ridiculous Jeter farewell tour.

Oh come on, you left out the “fake G*d” part. Amatuer troll move. Do you even Kinja, bro?

Hypothetical: How would you feel about a catcher throwing his mask and helmet 20 yards after a big inning-ending strikeout?

+311

And Manfred can only get rid of pitches for intentional walks to try and speed up games. Ugh.

Watch some college baseball or pro slowpitch softball.

*PLA-TONG*

You don’t have one of your D-men at center ice or beyond when the puck is so deep in your end? But I assume there was a reason he was so far out of the play. Hockey is unique in that a lot of what happens is predicated on a whole bunch of things that went before it. Because of the physics of skating, in hockey you are…

This is the Vikings we’re talking about. What did Drew do to deserve that punishment?

Those sure were a couple’a Wild goals, eh?

Barry Sanders.

*BARF*

It’s a no-sold RKO. Clay botched it.

In classic Minnesota fashion, Twins fan in bottom right corner looks the other way and pretends not to notice in order to both feel progressive and superior and to avoid any sort of confrontation.

(I’m a life-long Minnesotan and Twins fan, for the record)

This is the same procedure I had in 1993, for the same reason. There’s a 2-3 month recovery period before a second surgery is needed to re-attach the pouch. There’s no way he pitches next season at all.

Still, it sure beats slowly bleeding to death out your ass.

The bat is extended directly behind and is obscured by the batter’s right arm.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

I just want to say that is a spectacular photograph. No snark, I didn’t even read the article. Nice work, Scott Barbour!

For me, this book was “The Plague” by Albert Camus.

I hate myself for how hard I laughed at this.