Tempest 2000, sucka.

Heyooo!

There are some things that have a definitive authority. Want to know about Catholicism? Ask the Pope. Want to know about Mario? Ask Shigeru Miyamoto.

In this case, I would suggest sending an e-mail to Bob Kurtz, the actual voice of the Wild:

I thought it was funny that Kipnis was in a Southpaw stance, since he throws with his right hand, but hits with his left. He would have smacked him with his glove.

I could write this same article, replacing R3K with KOEI’s /Liberty or Death/, the American Revolutionary War sim on Genesis. Such a great game.

Two balls, one strike.

Wrestling rings do NOT have springs in them. They are constructed from about a dozen wooden planks that naturally flex from impact, sort of like a series of parallel diving springboards, but supported at both ends.

I thought the same thing.

Turn off your sound and it is scored with 4'33".

I watched these cartoons when I was a little kid, and I remember thinking “These are the coolest muthafuckers EVER”! I also thought Gordon from Sesame Street was the best.

Norm McDonald is pretty much the Platonic Ideal of Deadspin commenters.

The Designated Hitter rule is pretty much exactly what you propose, and has been implemented in every league in the world excepting one. That was 40 years ago.

The Designated Hitter rule is basically exactly what you propose, and has been implemented in every league in the world excepting one. That was 40 years ago.

In college baseball, once you switch a player who has pitched with a fielder, the first player may no longer pitch in that game. Is this true in pro ball, too?

(That sentence is confusing; Ex: Babe Ruth is pitching. In the 5th inning, the manager subs a relief pitcher in at RF and then has Ruth play RF and the new guy…

Yeah, seriously.

If this guy drives you to rage, it may be time to ask your doctor about Prozac (fluoxitine).

I would read this book.

Vancouver Canucks.

Can they just declare it an uncontested draw?

538? No. No way.

You think you know him, but you will never know him. You are lost, and scared.