i like you steph, a lot, which is why i’m letting you know its patronus - the number five is her patronus.

That’s at least full college tuition and a down payment on a house without it ever fully being gone if she invests it well. Which is nothing to shake a stick at, that’s for sure.

Holy moly. I pray to the retinol goddess that I look even slightly as amazing as her when I’m half a friggin’ century old.

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

As a mom of two little ones, my husband better have some nice lady locked down within a year. He can’t do this shit alone.

Buried the lede here!

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Can I derail my support for their important statement with a shout out to how mother fucking hot Daniel Dae Kim is? Like, maybe his face is what all faces are supposed to look like but everyone else failed?

I don’t give a singular fuck about Hawaii 5-0 but I have been Team Grace Park for years since Battlestar Galactica, so this is a major bummer. I didn’t expect CBS to acknowledge the real reason behind their departure, but to pepper their statement with condescensions like “enormous talents” and “aloha spirit” is just…

Except that Hitler knew to hire great graphics designers and great composers (or at least appropriate great composers). He knew to hire innovative filmmakers and the best copywriters in Germany.

That’s weird. How long were you eating in a balanced way. A few months? A few years? If it was only a few months, maybe you got tired and couldn’t keep it up. If it’s been a lot longer than that, are you emotional about something? Has anything happened to throw you off balance?

Is that a Queens of the Stone age callback?

*whispers* c-c-c-c-cocaiiiiiine and other drugs

She said they would cover it more in depth as it sunk in- and his mom isn’t just gay, she is a gay black woman coming out and creating art, which looks like black excellence to me.

She didn’t “admit” anything.

Do you by chance work in PR? Because you really should work in PR and if I ever got rich I’d hire you

That’s Sung Kang. And yeah, he’s hot

Because they will go on forever - as they should. They are national treasures and anyone who thinks otherwise can fight me.

However, the only other woman currently in the core cast—or “family” in Fast and the Furious parlance