Well, adderall is amphetamine salts and methamphetamine is methamphetamine so yeah but who knows how the cops classify it. Years ago I was arrested and convicted of “possession of narcotics” when I had a 20 sack of weed on me, and weed isn’t a narcotic.

They annoy me too, but I’m willing to bet that their life is pretty fucking enjoyable.

I’m currently going through a divorce. The ex and I really don’t like each other. But I’ve never bad mouthed her to anyone and to my knowledge she hasn’t about me either. We have children together. I’m not airing their mother’s dirty laundry around town just for spite when it can hurt them. When there are kids…

My personal preference is to take canned beer and pour it in to a pint glass.

People do buy a lot of Heineken, but I’ve never understood why. It’s relatively expensive and always tastes like a skunk’s asshole. I don’t get it.

I hit a pothole the other day on market street that made me hit the top of my head on the roof of my car. You have to keep your eyes out for those fuckers at all times. I can’t believe my tire didn’t explode which wouuld have really sucked at 54th and Market at 2:00am.

I have lived in Philadelphia all my life. I understand the critisisms and many of them are valid(traffic in and out of the city being a major one), but it’s just lazy to shit on the city for undeserving reasons. Philly PD can be dicks but they generally are very good with not killing people unnecessarily. Granted this…

Trump saying he has confidence in you means that you’re getting fired on Friday at 5pm.

Dad dick is real.

Philly PD, for all of their faults, are actually pretty good at not murdering unarmed people.

Exactly, here in Philly the only number to call for assistance is 911, which is police dispatch. There’s no other way to get an ambulance or fire engine other than that.

Problem is that if a cop asks you point blank if you’re black, you legally have to tell them if you are. It goes both ways.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

Yeah, you’re totally right, Ben Simmons is so bad. Nice take.

I fight light twerking to be an assault on proper booty clapping.

It’s not his fault he’s just telling it like it is and sticking it to those libruls. The media reporting on it is clearly at fault. If they didn’t report on it, no one would know he said it. If wee just stop questioning our dear leader and stop trying to make him look bad by reporting on exactly what he said,…

Sixers sign Lebron after this season. The following season the Phillies sign Trout and make a recently retired Chase Utley the manager. The Eagles continue their dominance. The Flyers still have no goaltending.

Agreed. Can’t wait until he comes home to sign with the Phillies.

You’re right, but who’s gonna stop him?

That’s one of the many many problematic things about deploying the armed forces to domestic soil. And this shit isn’t precedented, so who the fuck knows what Trump will do and what Congress will allow him to get away with. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear of US troops firing on refugees.