I remember when Joe Biden said that Giuliani needed three parts to a sentence - a noun, a verb, and 9/11.

He also thought he was in Indiana and not Ohio as he introduced Pence as “your current governor...”.

What the fucking fuck? This all feels like some kind of dystopian future YA novel, but just the part where everything really sucks. Where’s our plucky hero to save the day? (Simone Biles, what does your schedule look like after Rio?)

Looks like he caught himself mid-bullshit in that video. I think that’s the perfect look of “oh shit, tomorrow is gonna suck.”

Don’t worry, tonight Katrina Pierson will explain to us that Obama founded Al Quaeda, and actually piloted the planes that crashed into the towers (both of them).

One of them wants to essentially disintegrate the modern federal government and replace it with a vastly more powerful system of state governments, and the other is a medical doctor who panders to anti-vaccers and people worried about wifi, and whose sole experience in governance is being in a town council.

I have no idea if Broaddrick’s allegations are true or not, but her story is credible enough, and should be treated with sensitivity and seriousness.

I don’t know if Bill Clinton raped her or not, but I do find it odd that she seems to focus so much on ruining Hillary’s career over the issue. Her evidence that Hillary even would have known about the incident is shaky at best - Hillary shook her hand and said thank you, in what was perceived to be a menacing tone?…

Much like a submarine, men are empty inside except for all the semen.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

This is awkward. My birthday is next Saturday and I’m hosting a potluck dinner.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Aren’t ALL his buildings pretty much blights wherever they are? My son had to go to Vegas for a music competition in the spring and when he came home he said, “Man, screw Donald Trump.” Thinking I had missed something in the electoral season, I said, “What’d he say now?” and he said, “No, his damn building in Vegas.…

He has a small building. He’s also a coward, an idiot, and petty bully with a small dick. No joke to submit, will you accept my seething hatred instead?

In this case it’s not a matter of whether the game could live up to the hype/expectations or not. In this case, it’s a matter of releasing a functioning product. Hello Games have no control over fan expectations, but they certainly have control over releasing a competent product.

“When I’m in command, every mission’s a suicide mission!”

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

More because he cracks me up