I was heading into 95 once and there was a car directly in front of me with it’s rear bumper barely connected and it fell off entirely - there wasn’t enough room to swerve away from it so that bad boy lodged itself under my car. And in that sort stretch there wasn’t even a shoulder, so I had to drive on the highway…

GTA IV? No thanks, I’ve played way too much and am pretty sick of it. I'd rather just go bowling.

Would it just have been up to Chris Rock alone though? Idiots on the field in NBA/MLB/NFL/Soccer games get charged with trespassing, since they obviously weren’t allowed on the field or court and are acting disorderly. I would imagine it would be similar in this situation. I’d think that normally a drunk celebrity…

To be fair, I honestly do feel the same way. I don’t really have any personal opinion towards her, in case it came across before like I do. If someone figured out how to be rich and successful, and they're doing it in a way that doesn't cause great harm to others, then who am I to judge? Good for them for getting that…

Random thought - but I just realized that since Nathan Grayson moved on to the great journalism farm in the sky, that I don’t think that’s been a single Amouranth writeup on Kotaku. At least I can’t remember seeing any in quite a while, at least. I forget where he went off to write for next, but I can only imagine…

I get that you're just making a silly joke, but in all honesty I actually agree with the sentiment. There are 17 EGOT'ers - 18 if you count Tracy Jordan - but if Lin-Manuel gets it then he'll be a PEGOT, which includes the Pulitzer. And if I remember correctly there are only two or three of those.

Yeah - Manchin has done sone shitty things and certainly deserves some criticism, but at the very least his track record with Biden admin judicial nominations is rock solid.

Myself and a buddy of mine were incredibly excited about the then-fullblown Grindhouse double feature and we caught a midnight showing as it premiered, all 15 million hours of it. Seriously, it was so long. From what I remember, everyone in the screening LOVED Planet Terror, and all of the fake trailers too were…

Target practice for ranged missiles is another option

Another cow.

Deadspin diaspora for life. We all need a support group or something. I’ve checked out by Vichy Deadspin every often and it’s just sad. That debacle surrounding Mike McDaniel earlier in the year was just pathetic.

Oh my god, I forgot about Schoop, my apologies for leaving him out. I’ve still got manny and Schoop bobbleheads standing next to each other. That stretch was Schoop was debuted at the end of the lost season (I think it was ‘13?) was a sight to behold. I didn’t catch him then but I saw him the following year and he was…

Oh boy when britton first hit his stride as a closer and then peaked, Jesus Christ he just felt immortal when sent out. That one season - I forget which one - when he was chasing the single session record was extraordinary. I still remember the one playoff year when the tigers still had scherzer, price, Verlander and…

Even if ubaldo’s best years were behind him - and they definitely were - he was so capable of being a decent pitcher. At least before he came to Baltimore.

Having your fate tied to an Oriole is a curse to which many can relate.

To be fair, it’s far less to do with any actual skill, and more that I was using the blasphemous blade - which when it comes to Malenia is practically a cheat code. Her poise is so low that basically every hit from the ranged flame skill knocks her over, and usually every 3 or 4 hits staggers her enough for a crit hit …

Even aside from just how repugnant that comment is, it’s also just bizarre and illogical. I’m not saying that Evan Rachel Wood is the greatest actor ever or anything, but she is very clearly a successful and working actor. What level of "publicity" could she possibly even need or gain from something like this? I have…

I personally enjoyed almost every elden doing boss, but yeah - fuck the fire giant, that boss is a disaster. Way too much health and his big slam hit that can one shot you is nearly impossible to dodge, because he’s so big the camera can’t even see him preparing his swing. Whenever his arms go out of view you in just…

Honestly I think the increased dodging could be super useful, considering that mimic tear wasnt helpful in some bosses- Melania cones to mind. Since my mimic tear would just charge in blindly, she would basically have an endless heal source since she could just constantly hit him and any amount of damage I could do…

Also it’s not exactly the same situation but remember the great poise controversy of DS3. If anything, that was a situation where a rebalancing patch should’ve been done since if I recall, DS3 poise was basically useless? So yeah, I don’t know what OP is talking about either since there’s always been an ongoing talk…