Honestly, it may be accidental but I feel like the jarring dissonance of following up that paragraph with that line is just *chef’s kiss* perfect.

Maybe razor can make an rgb bell mask

Incidentally, his sheer obsession with the domino’s guy is getting kinda creepy. It might have been interesting as one single video, but there have been so many about him, with him finally meeting the dude in person, and it’s just honestly weird. Considering his past behavior, I suppose it fits.

Agreed. What’s more, Starbucks locations are often on small lots, causing insane lines that often end up spilling into traffic and delaying people who didn’t make the choice to go there. Ditto for Chick-fil-A, while we’re at it.

Another crazy idea - and just hear me out - is that once these larger metal vehicles are built and then attached to rails, perhaps a wider system of scheduling could be used to arrange their travels more efficiently? The municipality could even elect to charge a relatively small fee per ride, but use either tokens or …

Just got to capture that Indiana Jones and National Treasure vibes.

Teslas are basically a modern day agent G.

In all honesty, that section of this writeup feels kinda weird and out of nowhere. Like it’s fine if that dude has that opinion of Days Gone (It’s not a perfect game but I overall liked it and felt like it absolutely deserved a followup), but if he wants to do that then he can do a opinion piece about the game. Maybe…

That honestly amazes me to think about the impressive engineering involved in diverting all that energy away from shattering the drivers spine.

As incredible as though jumps are, I fear for the spines of these drivers. As someone who is in my mid 30's and already has back pain that will probably stick around for as long as I am around.. I shudder to imagine how it must feel to sit in that as it hits the ground.

Hell, there’s a small part of me that’s hoping his airness is chomping at the bit to suit up for the hornets. Not because I think at 58 yrs old he has any actual chance of being able to play well , but because above all else I am pro-chaos. And this season so far has been one beautiful chaotic disaster, as unfortunate…

I think if I were to see this person’s house myself, I'd cry tears of joy or pee myself in excitement. Maybe both

To be fair, threats can be far more about the fear of that consequence than the actual realistic possibility of that consequence ever happening. Whether or not Chris Noth could actually follow through on threats might be completely unimportant in that sort of context.

It’s a finisher car!. A transporter of gods - the golden god.

such a way that the SUV is tempted to mount them.

I can’t wait until these joker ads start getting shilled as the next big “raid shadow legends” for sponsored video ads on youtube.
I can picture the scenario already:
“How exactly does Wes Anderson make his movies look so utterly unique? I’ll explain how in this video... but first a word from our sponsor. Thank you…

“because they missed the bitcoin train” night I also add to that - “ and because they jumped on dogecoin early enough to make some decent money but instead of pulling out like a smarter person, they bought into Elon Musk’s god complex and saw all their profits disappear after the post-snl plummet. So they all keep…

Chances of me ever visiting Japan at this point in my life are slim

Seriously, I must know where it’s posted so I can avoid that disgusting link.

“I filled my car with dogshit, glitter and explosives and I crashed it through my front porch to teach would-be robbers a lesson - and you’ll never guess what happened next!”