So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

It is weird. When they arrive in China they say they are in Hong Kong, then later the news say they are fighting in Shangai. (Or it was the other way around) Michael Bay doesn't care for details like that.

I did, too. I mean, it’s pretty heavy-handed, and falls apart in the third act, and Andrew Niccol goes a bit crazy with the time puns, and all but re-uses the score from Gattaca, but I still liked it!

That makes sense. I’ve always heard when it comes to meat, fat = flavor.

I'd like to ask the Rio olympics organizers to look at the first photo, where, in spite of an ongoing disaster, these homeowners have successfully kept their pool clean and clear.

Take that, you one-percenter!

“BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!" Should be linked to the spacebar key.

‘I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair in the Bat-cave when I get back, I’ll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.’

Or Steven A?

Wilbon once was pretty good. Then he became the “mouthpiece” for Chicago, and really lost touch with how fans feel. I hold out hope for a comeback from Wilbon (I mean a comeback to not sucking). Stephen A and Berman need to both go live somewhere where I never have to hear them talk again.

I can’t aim worth shit, so this makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

I feel the same way when I watch Cops.

Yep....and it does scientifically as well. All our understanding breaks down at a Singularity. Faith is just as valid as science at that point.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Zarya is probably be the only Russian athlete in the Olympics then.

I have been commenting about the poor (i.e. nonexistant) copy editing on Gawker since, like, 2007.

A brainwashed public?

Blaskowicz doesn’t take shit from -anyone-.

Prince Harry: All it takes is a small prick. But Prince Andrew had another engagement so I’m here in his stead.