Probably can’t afford to move cross country.

It’s no longer summer, but I still feel good.

Actually, lemons grow in trees, they are well off the ground.

My brother’s name is Erik. His mail is routinely misspelled.

lol wat

Can you party on Alzheimer’s pills?

Fuck Danny Ferry.

ya but y tho

From the government? Yes.

Is the typical Arsenal season a comedy, tragedy, or farce?

Isn’t Tebow considered to be an overall good guy?

Christ, you’re stiffer than that board Jesus got nailed to.

Carlos Gonzalez once missed time with a self-induced steak knife injury so you may be on to something.

lmao

When will they learn to stop texting Ashley?

Maybe he should stop fucking saying things he doesn’t fucking mean and maybe you should stop fucking stanning for the racist old coot.

Given that there’s a Public Enemy track about the antics he and the Arizona governor got up to in the eighties, I’m going to say no.

I didn’t realize OAF had a New Mexico field office.

This is some top notch false dichotomizing.

Yes it is.