Great shit like this is one of many reasons the infield fly rule shouldn’t even exist.

And, just like saying Beetlejuice three times, it summoned you, an old, fat, white dude.

No they’re not...

You’re an awful parent.

lol

Brian Kelly killed a kid.

Except they don’t actually lose money. They use creative accounting to make it appear that way.

London (which has some of the best food in the world, period)

The Chargers were originally in LA.

Tebow needs Jobu.

lol no

Most people who know who Fredette are know him because of his time at BYU. Of course they know he’s Mormon.

lololol

No. Not at all. Why would you possibly think that. Christ, what an asshole.

Cardinals username? Good Christ, he’s worse than I could have imagined.

They heard the evidence and still decided to prove that Floridians are the dumbest people on Earth.

You are the worst kind of internet commenter.

Florida juries are wretched hives of scum and villainy, as they so routinely prove.

Antonio Brown is 84. It could be Santonio Holmes or even Martavis Bryant but my money is on Kordell Stewart.

Dammit I miss mustachioed Trebek.