That was actually Little Scipio Africanus’s

If John Schnatter’s entire portfolio (or a substantial portion of it) is sunk into that company’s worthless stock, well, goid; this couldn’t happen to a more loathsome person. (Watch Trump have no more use for him if he's broke)

That’s what Little Caesars did to their rival, Little Hannibals.

Buy it, shut it down, and salt the earth around it so it can never, ever, ever come back and make pizza again.  

Probably just regular old rich people NIMBY bullshit, and general resistance to change any part of a system that is already working well for them. 

Fried, smashed and refried plantains are called tostones, come on. I make them regularly, I grew up with them, they are delicious. At least give the right name.

It is beyond me how this milquetoast piece of human garbage rose to such a prominent position within the Democratic ranks in Congress. Ditto for Pelosi. A common octopus has more spine than those two.

Not to be weird, but....

You know what gets boring? Going to the same restaurant every time because Karen can’t eat meat, or bread, or pasta, and she doesn’t like lettuce.

Midwestern Olds can be PARTICULAR about their chain restaurant favorites.

I don’t think she’s eliminating salads out of pickiness, but more out of being very tired of always having to get the same thing.

There is literally no such thing as being ‘allergic’ to gluten and there is certainly no test for a gluten allergy (because such an allergy doesn’t exist), so either she’s lying to us or her doctor lied to her.

Hang on. Did she just say she was a vegetarian who couldn’t eat most bread or pasta while all but eliminating salads as viable option?

When a person of a politicized identity says “I don’t believe in identity politics” what they really mean is “My wealth insulates me from the effects of my naive political position”. Even Caitlyn Jenner has come around, and she’s dumber than a box of rocks.

If it’s protected speech, and they’re proud of it, unblur their faces.

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. I’ve not hired people because their social media was covered with posts about drugs or other questionable stuff. My kids have had friends not get admitted to schools because of social media. Unless your willing to have something be splashed on the front page of…

Thankfully, the first amendment doesn’t shield them from the consequences of their actions. A simple Google search of any of their names from this point forward might just lose them jobs, friends, relationships, and anything else they may care about. Good, fuck ‘em.

Our system in Canada may not be perfect, but I’m so thankful that I would never have to go through something like this...

It amazes me that there’s people in 2018 who think “missionary” is a worthwhile use of their time. Especially with the ease with which you can study the history of missionaries fucking things up around the world.

It’s more terrifying nowadays.