Holy italian cows your right. 

Shots fired!

“The formal introduction of the SV-1 was to take place at the Four Seasons in NYC, but at the last minute they found the car was too wide to get in the doors they accidentally booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping”

This is such a ridiculous practice in the first place. If you want your employees to buy your cars, just make better cars.

See also: craft beer.

I’ll tell you what it is.

This is a fantastic story, but I’m actually sad for you that you lost the brochure! What a rarity that would be today.

The DeTomaso Pantera actually swiped tail lights from a 1967-1971 Alfa Romeo Berlina. So the Bricklin Pantera tail lights are really Alfa tail lights.

I’ve been having that issue off and on for a couple weeks. It’s weird, it comes and goes.

I guess this means I can fire my ride-along violinist.

WHAT?!?! For that money they arent breeding tiny symphony orchestras to play live?

This thing spawned my favorite OEM part of all time: A Toyota badge with a GM part number

Ridiculous car rebadging you say?

There is a podcast I enjoy called “You Are Not So Smart.” It’s all about behavioral psychology and self-delusion. I mean... human memory is trash and most of what we think we remember is delusion. It’s literally how we’re wired.

“he and his birds just staged an absurdly involved hoax to discredit Tesla for clicks or some other incomprehensible reason”

You probably won’t actually ride it anywhere

You’re burying the lede here - that the yoke steering wheel will pop right off.  Model S reservation holders rejoice!

They just FedEx you the new one with simple, easy to understand DIY instructions. You return the defective one using the enclosed return sticker.

most airbag removal procedures take multiple steps and require actual tools.

You wanna know how bad the US consevative lean is and how quickly it has shifted? Much of the pro-environmental legislation Ttump overturned was put in place by (checks notes) George Bush.