Sarcasm much? I figured Groucho would cover it but I guess not.

Remember this when you’re trapped in coach traveling from the molybdenum mines back to your pod in the Mawrth Vallis, and they run out of freeze-dried coffee. 

“Here’s All Your Opinions on Nuts” [awkward slideshow]

I blame our failing public schools for this post.

All that social scrutiny so you can have cheaper carpeting and a manually adjusted seat? I’m with Groucho on this one, pass.

These guys are on the ship probably because life back on land is even more difficult and meagre. Us Westerners sometimes forget much of the world still lives like This.

Panama and Delaware, they’re always there if you get in a pinch!

Literally GOLD - look at what you can buy off AliExpress!

But then how is Heinrich in Dusseldorf going to get the counterfeit Breguet he ordered going on six months now?!? Think of the children!

I’m pretty sure trying to make a quick buck on a popular craze is about as new as the Neanderthals. 

Being a doctor doesn’t make you smart, case in point:

I actually posted the address and commented on what an odd accident it was given how close to the cul-de-sac it occurred (and how big the houses are) in the original post. Of course I’m not a Jalopnik journalist, if that’s what you mean.

It bears repeating; WHY?!?

It used to be pretty common here in NY, when the system was crowded pre-pandemic. Suicides mostly, but also the occasional deranged pusher, the idiot who dropped their cell phone (I’ve seen that happen and they barely made it back on the platform), the sick person who lost their balance, and the most common way to…

I don’t know if you’ve ever been involved in a lawsuit but it’s rarely that simple, there are so many nuances to what is or isn’t considered negligence. Chances are, like most product liability suits, it will be settled in arbitration where the plaintiff is paid damages but the defendant does not admit fault. Like…

This is beautiful! Neighborhoods from this era which have been properly restored with the pallets of the day really can’t be beat. I don’t think they had a better sense of color back then, rather they weren’t afraid to use it in architecture. Much of the ancient Egyptian, Greek and Roman architecture that we see today…

Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen a DBX and not yawned. It either looks much better in a lighter color, or the pink just sets it off perfectly.

Thanks for the clarifications, so the story as presented in the article really doesn’t hold up. There must be more to it than anyone has said thus far, otherwise it hit the tree at low speed and caught fire anyway, or there was a serious malfunction. It will be interesting to see what the investigation concludes.…

From the OP: