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ya if they were really looking for answers they would know it must of died in the great tomato sauce flood of 1302. ramen

I can't imagine anyone on the Deadspin staff playing football. They may be the least fit staff in the office.

I actually had zero problems with the human plot. They went for poe-faced drama in the face of a patently ridiculous concept, and that's the best way to play it IMO. It sold the reality of what was happening, and they didn't overshadow Godzilla himself. That's a perfect hit as far as I'm concerned.

Well George you notice that Toyota just issued ANOTHER recall? I'm thinking this is what is driving the transition that the errors from the machines are causing all these recalls and that quality over quantity is what Toyota is known for and all of a sudden they are having problems so might as well go back to what…

Fuck, water is wet? I gotta call my stock broker.

Exactly most southerners didn't own slaves. And that 'most' was tricked by the few rich slave owners into fighting and dying for their right to own slaves under the guise of 'states rights' and saber rattling nationalism.

Titty sprinkles

NFL LOGOS REIMAGINED AS CORPORATE MINIMALIST SOCCER SWEATERS

It's their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa. It is their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa. It is their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa.

LOL, thanks.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

But Magikarp is the best Pokemon.

Well, this makes sense. I mean most computers require exact timing down to fractions of a nanosecond to even work at at all.

I think there was a guy who powered his diesel boat using some liposuctioned fat from his bottom. The US is trying to get away from foreign oil... and has an obesity problem... I believe I see a solution to both!

Chrysler / Dodge is going to have to work really hard to raise their brand image, as cars like the PT Crusier, Avenger, Caliber, Sebring, and 200 have it about the level of Mitsubishi in most people's minds.

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The Joker in The Dark Knight. He almost pushed Bruce into revealing that he was Batman. Not to mention Heath Ledger gave a hell of a performance, one that will always make us wonder, "What could have been...?"