I know, right? There is a 9 acre dog park in my town. I’ve had to literally sprint 100 yards and drop kick a German Shepherd in the head to get it off my dog. Granted, my dog is a raging bitch, and I had to give up taking her to the dog park as a result, but fuck if I’m going to let some shit go down while I “take…

If you grab a dog by the collar from the back you aren’t going to get bit. I didn’t want to say this in my original post but I’ve grabbed dogs that were being aggressive by the collar and lifted them three feet off the ground (fuck it, I guess we’re all it here; I’ve kicked a giant pit bull as hard as I can repeatedly…

Nope. Sorry, if your dog is being aggressive toward mine, either humping or anything else physical that was unprovoked I’m grabbing the dog’s collar and yanking their ass off as hard as necessary, and I’m totally fine with someone else doing that if my dog does it to theirs. If you can’t control your dog, keep them on…

If you spill ketchup or ice cream, you can usually Febreeze the smell away in due time.

The dude probably borrowed a friends dog to try and get some play off the chick with the bitch. What owner lets their dog hump a strangers dog?

No doubt. Every once in a while I’ll be out on a dog walk and some fuck shit dog *off leash* will run up to my dog (who hates other dogs), and the owner’s all “It’s okay, he’s nice.” Meanwhile, my dog is pissed because not only is she getting accosted, but she’s on a leash and feels even more vulnerable. I have to…

That’s the great thing about college ball. You know the team isn’t going anywhere, and the players naturally change instead of being cut or traded in ways that piss you off.

How about you train your dog to not act like a feral animal? Seriously if your dog starts something with my dog you can be sure I will discipline it (because you obviously won't)

Drew’s right about the dog parks. The worst are the jackasses that bring their 2-4 year old kids to the dog park and get all pissy when a dog knocks their kid over. It’s a fucking dog park, the kid park is down the street! Allowing your your child to run wild with 50 random unchained dogs is a recipe for disaster.

Look, I’m not saying I wouldn’t hunt down a friend in a similar situation. Of course I would and I have on many, many occasions. I was the official babysitter for years because I’m not a big drinker. I’m just not OK with placing any blame on them. They are also young and dumb but they are not responsible for her death.

There are many complicated things about the tax code, but the fact that regular people don’t understand marginal tax rates is a combination of stats not being a normal high school subject (because of course we all use Algebra II on a daily basis, don’t you know) and certain candidates being intentionally misleading…

Either you don’t understand the point or you’re bad at math. You’re correct that every additional dollar earned is taxed at your marginal tax rate, which in the example was at the 25% bracket. So you’re saying someone should not start a new business because they will have to pay taxes? You still get to keep .75 cents…

Anything above the $37650 in the example would be subject to a higher rate. That would be 10% of the first $92750 = 927.50. Then, 15% of $28,375 =$4256.25. Then, 25% on $350 = $87.50. It ends up $5,271.25, which is an effective tax rate of 13.9% on your adjusted income. Keep in mind that’s $38k adjusted, not gross.…

This is why I’m always so confused when people are like “oh yeah I’m going to get this giant sea bug with it’s hard to crack shell at this fancy place while I’m wearing expensive clothing.”

News: Don’t eat at Chipotle

The more I hear about E. coli at Chipotle the hungrier I get! This has not deterred me at all.

Food preparation? What fields are you talking about in this day and age?! Why WHY would you disqualify someone for having a beard (assume nothing is living in said beard)???

Suure you don’t.

1) Because I like a salt shaker at the table, duh!

2) Because baking. I know I can shred kosher salt (diamond crystal ONLY, and fine) in my food processor into the size of pickling salt thanks to an episode of Good Eats, but when baking recipes call for “salt” it’s usually just plain old table salt. 1 tablespoon of…

I really really wish this were true.