That's because it's *Clarissa* that Explains It All.

That's actually coincidental not irony.

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The problem with trains is that they can't race. Kids wanna see racing!

If they've already done planes and automobiles, they obviously need to do trains next, not boats. Pshaw!

The idea of Bitcoin scares the worlds financial elite far more than the idea of a relative handful of addicts getting drugs online. This is just the beginning.

You make it sound like no one ate food before the FDA. Person up. Anyone who can do math knows that this whole big government thing isn't going to last forever, so the paternal governement won't always be there to hold your hand. Whatever, more food for me, you entitlement generation babies.

I wish I could recommend this a dozen times (or more). Seriously, whatever I think of the guy, age 8 means it was rape, end of story. Ugh.

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

Consider this article Dis-information.

Bottom line for me is that The Shining is a better movie than it is a book. I liked the book, it was okay, but it didn't fill me with the same visceral dread that the film did. And it was nowhere near as rich, thematically.

Ridiculous scheme? I'd call it well calculated.

If only there were some sort of association - a "National Firearm Association," perhaps, or NFA - whose mission statement stressed the importance of gun safety courses and actively discouraged the sort of gun-crazed lunacy these people represent. They could offer gun safety courses, perhaps, and the reverence these…

Ignore the hate comments, I like seeing Joerg on Giz. I don't check youtube often enough to subscribe to anything, so I only see it here. I only see XKCD here, too, but as other have pointed out, on XKCD please start incluing the alt-text.

Proof that [insert gender] does [insert stereotypical action]. Yay feminism.

A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist. The topic concerns Kulza-Klein theories involving physical processes that occur in spaces with dimensions of 9, 11 and even higher. The M is sitting, clearly enjoying the lecture, while the E is frowning and looking generally confused and…

The seawater is bitter and unable to be drunk, which is why it is rare for those who try to make contact to reach China.

Luck's got nothing to do with it. Al Qaeda is too decentralized, does not have the money and probably doesn't even have the technical expertise to manage something like that.

As George Carlin once said, you don't need a formal conspiracy when like minds and like interests meet.