LOL at Trader Joe’s wares being described as “high-end food products”

Well of course... the whole system falls apart if EVERYONE gets life handed to them on a silver platter.

Point taken, I guess it would have been more appropriate to say “if humans didn’t act like humans...”

For one, if humans acted like animals they probably wouldn’t have reproduced so prolifically and a lot of biomes and other species would be better off than they are now...

I’LL TAKE IT

This story struck me as odd because Whole Foods provides a stipend to employees to buy non-slip “shoes for crews” from a pretty limited catalog (at least in my region). The more stylish brands like Timberland or Doc Martin cost extra, plus they’re uncomfortable and fall apart prematurely. A couple of the most…

MANCEPTION

I think the brush does all the essential work, you could wet a toothbrush with tap water and it would be sufficient to get rid of the plaque and food particles that cause most dental woes.

More accurately - humiliation is SUPER effective at changing another person’s behavior short term, but it frequently backfires later. So, perfect tool for a teacher who only has to deal with the kid for a year or two.

Did you go climbing on the giant rocks?

Beat me to it.

Hot Topic circa 2006 is exactly what came to mind when I first started seeing ads for this movie.

Let’s face it - humans may take the prize in the boob category, but horses have the nicest hair, kangaroos have the nicest chest/arms, and gorillas have the nicest ass.

They’re just talking about swimming a little ways out into the water and jerking off, right? ‘Cuz we’ve ALL been there...

that damn wii generation with their revolutionary gesture-based controls

spoiler alert, IT’S HIS DAD

Another thing - why is it assumed that all friends (especially hetero male friends) hang out giving each other shit like this? Like, even if they aren’t using terms that are offensive to minority groups, how is it cool or admirable to constantly belittle one another to the toxic levels portrayed in movies like “The…

I wouldn’t say these words shall not be said by anyone... just that they shall not be said by straight white men, no matter what.