They’re talking about Kraft Singles.  Kraft (five letters) is now the name of a cheese, along with the company that makes it apparently.

He’s a cop with access to the pictures, so he probably has those back home on his laptop.

That’s because all the harrassers had Glocks in their pants too, and they were just itching to use them.

I hadn’t heard about boogaloo being the new term.

With all the drama and hilarity that the shady, fade to commercial clips purport to show coming up, and yet everyone is still friends.

We all know this was just time for them all to show off their perfectly sagging personalities, to go along with their mostly huge, gawdy, screaming-oh-so-subtly-look-at-me earrings.  Amirite?

That’s the sad state of affairs in our America. Ain’t we lucky?

Nice use of quotes there.  

“Just kill yourself and save us the drama toll.”

Hospitals are for-profit.  There is no profit in having stocks of emergency equipment on hand that is not being used.

Ahh yes, there’s that me first Americanism we all need right now.

I actually learned something in Community College Economics class.  Had a professor show us why Michael Jordan was worth $50 million a year or whatever he was making in 1992.  If people are willing to pay their (sometimes) hard-earned money on something or someone, then the economy will see that need served.  And the…

Blame the media? The media is only providing what the public wants to watch. You don’t see American Bandstand on anymore do you? Why? Because no one was watching. But you can bet your ass people are watching those reality shows that are making the regular people feel like they ain’t got shit. If people weren’t…

Nothing hurts coming from you.

Someone needs to stop huffing paint.

Gsus

Most people would probably take that as a Dr Jeckel & Mr Hyde reference and totally not get it.

This totally came from that prehistoric ice in Wuhan melting.