Is this an Onion article?

Old Network Admin here, and I can catagorically say that YES, emails can get lost along the way. I remember one particularly temperamental Windows box that handled email, that was forced into my noc. It would delete emails if too many came in at once, or if it’s spam filters couldn’t keep up, or if it was particularly…

My wife was portrayed by Cobie Smulders in a movie (Grassroots) “based on a true story”. In the movie, her character, “Monorail Girl” ends up in bed with the lead (Jason Biggs). In real life this didn’t happen, but while watching the movie it dawned on her “Oh, he wanted to sleep with me so he wrote it into the…

Anytime someone makes a comprehensive search for Nessie, he/she makes use of a secret portal to travel to Lake Champlain for a bit.

it’s much cleaner than specially beer, no headaches, no bad hangovers, don’t know the scientific cause. But let me the fact that even for double it’s mixed with water as half (%45 / 2 = %22,5) and then you drink water with every sip (%22,5 / 2 ~=%11). So it’s not that of a strong one due to how you drink it.

It’s the 49th prime number discovered since the search began in about 500 BCE

I read the headline as “widespread, sporadic outrages” and it made more sense that way.

Microsoft not offering support is not the same as OSes being unsupported on the CPU itself. You might not be able to use fancy new toys they build into the CPU properly, but CPU makers are not going to block you from installing previous versions of windows, this makes no sense.

I believe this may be misinterpreted. The way I read it, MS won’t SUPPORT any OS lower than Win 10 on the new processors, as in no calling MS for help. I didn’t see anything about not being able to run an older OS on the chips if you don’t need MS support. This isn’t as big a deal as it seems, nobody really uses MS…

The name of this proposed redevelopment project (given by the architects, Anders Berensson Architects, and the commissioner of the design, Centerpartiet Stockholm) is “Klarastaden”. Beyond that, I can’t say for sure if it was meant to be a direct reference to Klarakvarteren or whether it is meant to mean “the clear…

HA! Typical Zigerion scammer mistake!
Which means it’s time to fight da power... By getting naked!

Fwiw, these are all in the Thinkpad line, which never had that malware. Lenovo treats their corporate line very differently than their consumer product line when it comes to garbage installed.

That’ll buff right out.

I’m sure there will be soon people coming into the comments on this article to claim that pharmaceutical companies aren’t interested in vaccines as there is no money in the cure, only in the treatment. I say this because it always happens on articles like this. So I’d like to offer up some expertise.

Interpretation of sonar requires that you know the amount of time between emission of the signal and reception of the return. When you’re making the noise yourself, tht’s easy. When you’re hearing noises from a lot of other individuals, you have no way of telling when these noises were emitted, so you can’t interpret…

So what you’re saying is this impossible snake makes no scents.

Be careful with your headlines: Star Wars fans get nervous around the word “jar”.

Remember that the Chinese government has a rich history of denying its involvement with hacks.

Why the FUCK did you use a gif of a Ripstik in an article about a nonHoverboard?