“And yes, it’s got a keyboard. One of the clicky clack kind. Not a touch cover—a real keyboard. Microsoft also touted what seems to be a very fancy glass trackpad.”

Just to give everyone a better idea of what we’re talking about:

>Microsoft creates Surface
>people mock it
>Apple creates keyboard-dockable tablet
>people pretend Apple invented it
>Google follows suit
>they copied Microsoft and are playing catch up with Apple

Nice touch...

The biggest issue for me is that it’s functionally identical to all the other Android Wear watches, what with the SD400 chipset, 512MB RAM, and a ~300mAh battery. We’ve had those specs from the very beginning of Android Wear.

Been done. Didn’t set the world on fire.

This modularity is the reason that AR- and AK- pattern rifles are so popular. You can customize them to your heart’s content without any gunsmithing required.

I saw Craig Ferguson’s standup routine a few years back and he totally nailed the essence of this:

Is Toyko near Koyto?

soooo, when did we go back to October of 2013?

Yeah for real. It’s amazing how many synonyms there are for “tastes like ass.”

Forget whiskey - I’m waiting for the inevitable Martian Pale Ale that the first pioneers will stumble upon while attempting to prevent their beer from spoilage during the long passage to the red planet.

I know but the answer’s the same. Her pearl’s mine oyster but there can’t be tuna in the taco.

Those who ignore repeated, validated data are not skeptics.

“P-phubbing”?

Okay, that’s it. Come get us, asteroid. We officially no longer deserve to be sentient beings with written or spoken language.

I feel like this is what Microsoft wanted the Surface to achieve. They’re not really making money on the Surface line last I checked...they wanted to get Windows device manufacturers to dive into this kind of convertible tablet market that they envisioned, and to start making more premium hardware, and the way to do…

But it didn’t shoot the .SVG

Google shot the serif.

Vita-Meata-Vegimen......absholooootely noooo side effects....

So I guess you could say he was...