Benjaminson and his colleagues excised chunks of goldfish muscle from live fish and dunked them in vats of fetal bovine serum, a nutrient-rich cocktail brewed from the blood of unborn calves.

Well, I for one can tell the difference between “Cool” and “Brilliant”. Maybe it’s how my monitor is set up, but “Brilliant” has more lifelike flesh tones than “Cool”. Does Hession still work here? Maybe he could weigh in.

Thank you for this. I was trying to think of a way to rebut the denialists while preventing them from getting un-grayed (say, if someone starred my reply), but you’ve done it.

But the Romans invented concrete, and used it extensively in their buildings, though it must be noted that the concrete-and-rebar construction style of today was not invented yet (since there was no way of producing steel in the industrial quantities required), and that Roman concrete differs from modern Portland…

Nope, that’s Kennedy’s moonshot speech.

The S6 is a total piece of crap

Without a parachute, preferably.

What, no love for Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel, the previous German to invade North Africa?

because Japan (and nobody else) cannot purchase Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptors

From even earlier (2002!) comes the related concept of the Ionic Liquid Antenna (basically this, minus the pump, with a plastic tube to bring the salt water up to a usable height):

Japan doesn’t have any F22s and AFAIK isn’t going to get any. We are keeping all of the ones we have, and we aren’t building any more.

Allow me to rectify that:

No duh. (Well, yes duh to the people who named it.)

So how’s it pronounced? “Weffer”? “Weffer-eh”? “Wef-ruh”?

So wait, more people are using “ride-sharing” services, in the process leaving their cars at home, and that somehow leads to more cars on the road?

“I wasn’t driving in a hazardous manner; I was merely masturbating furiously with the same hand my smartphone was in. While driving. Yeah.”

It’s the Driver Non-Reciprocity Theory: I drive just fine at speed, but that asshole’s a freakin’ maniac behind the wheel!

Jamie’s a gun-for-hire; corrections don’t make him any money.