I remember when I was 9 years old I was so fucking hungry waiting in line at a Burger King with my grandma. I saw a tray with fries all over it. I was so hungry, I grabbed a fry and just threw it in my mouth. Some damn Supermom sees me and starts yelling at me “DID YOU JUST EAT GARBAGE!?”

I want some of the weed that gets you so high your vision turns to whatever those goggles are doing.

DAMN! I wanted to post a Connor video. I just recently discovered him and both love his material and also didn’t realize how many times I had laughed at his stuff before I knew who he was.

Carolyn Meadows: So I can chug this beer. Now, give me back my meth.

I stopped watching after S1E4 (I know, it gets better, spare me) but I’ve kept up with plot points out of curiosity and mob shaming at the hands of my friends. Gotta say after reading these potential spoilers I feel like the ending of this show is on track to have a “That’s it?” cultural moment.

I just noticed that Barr looks like someone inflated Mitch McConnell.

I’m a Warriors fan and my favorite discussion to have with old guys who follow the team is the classic: is Draymond overrated?

Disappointing day at the office for this guy.

Could you imagine the disputes that would go on from that? I can almost taste the Sports Talk Radio Guy takes.

the proliferation of Marvel Universe movies

20 out of 22 of those movies are damn near unwatchable if you’re not a fan already.

For me the game was decided when the Warriors thought it would be a good idea to let Montrezl Harrell do absolutely whatever the fuck he wanted to get to the cup. It was like they were scared of his ferocious butt movement.

I’m a Warriors fan and this is really good. Bravo.

I joke with my friends about this. We always say they won’t call it cable, they’ll call it a “hub” or some shit.

Because not all of us can be Ron Swanson.

My puberty riddled 13 y/o identity is triggered by this.

Ray Ratto is a damn Bay legend, put some respeck on his name.

If you don’t want spoilers, get off the internet, and go outside.

Breaking Bad is one of the best. I actually liked the finale of The Wire, surprisingly.