This tech has been around for ages! My buddy’s Chevette back in the 80s totally had compression ignition. You could take the key out and walk away and it was still sitting there cachunka cachunka cachunka...

Did you read the whole article? because it literally address every single point you brought up

He wasn’t a successful real estate developer. I wish we could dispel that myth.

As the old saying goes, the best way to make a small fortune in real estate is to start with a large one.

It’s important to remember that he wasn’t even good at real estate speculation. Had he taken his inheritance, sold off everything, and put the money in a fund that matched the gains of the S&P 500, he would be worth substantially more than he is now.

Just more proof that Trump isn’t the “amazing business leader” so many people give him credit for. I’ve said for a long time that starting with a bunch of money and dealing in Real Estate speculation doesn’t make you a business virtuoso — it usually just means you have good timing (or often not, based on all the…

I get that the average Mercedes-Maybach S600 buyer doesn’t drop almost $200,000 on a sedan because it is significantly faster than the S550, but rather does so simply because it is more expensive and therefore better.

What a dick. In fairness/full disclosure, I did have to go to the office the day after my third was born, but that was because I had given notice that it would be my last day so I could time my time off between firms with her birth, and my wife went into labor early, so my day entailed cleaning out my office and…

I’m probably being too nice to him, but what a fucking ass hole. That same parter who gave me that grief was very proud of the fact that he was in the office by 10 AM when he had his 5th kid around 7 that morning. It takes a special kind of prick...

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

Engine: a Honda engine.

But it has to be running in 3 years

My first thought as well. Checks all of the boxes.

Ding ding ding

Mazda6

Yes, funny joke. But the people who didn’t read the joke and are now commenting on how contractors are held liable by Comcast are the best. How bad does their life suck that you can’t even spend 10 extra seconds to read the entire joke before you’re firing off comments? Gotta be the first one to respond!