That's actually what I thought was most impressive. Lifting 135 like that is great, but the grip and wrist strength to keep it balanced as you lift it over your head? Even if you've got it gripped dead center, its still going to sway and require some corrections.

They should have gone back to 1988 and told Senna to stay the hell away from Williams and Patrick Head.

Plain tortilla chips vs. Doritos. Not tortilla chips with seven layer dip. Not tortilla chips with queso or salsa or guacamole. You don't get to add something to make it appealing.

Favorite comment of the day. Carry on, good sir.

Shortly after this comes "The Brazilian is clearer than Neutrogena".

Read it tonight with my son!

When a bear becomes subservient to man, he loses that which makes him a bear.

Eh, I'm sick and there's nothing else to do. It's like a rat hitting the lever for a pellet.

Knocking the bear's head off using his leg to draw the bow was some truly next level stuff.

You're right, I can't speak for anyone else. The stars are all from my other accounts.

Got it, you clearly are in charge. And we are here for your amusement, after all.

You've certainly kindled a scorching response.

That sociopath should be fired!

Keep it up, and soon all of Jalopnik will bow to your aesthetic. Then we'll finally be able to have some fun around here.

Was Audit TT GranSport Xdrive already taken?

I assume that's exactly what he told his girlfriend.

Kitchenette beat you to it this time, Torch. Might want to give a shout out.

I'm pretty confident that by the end of the season, the Bears didn't have a single DB who could perform the nine step walk or the one leg stand.

What I don't understand is why only 17/22 readers found the review useful.