See, I’m more certain the popcorn one is a 3-6 year old thsn the computer key on.  It sounds like Little Kid Logic, plus the size of most computer keys suggests a larger person

Very presidential

I was scrolling down and perusing the list, trying to figure how and why, but when I got to “PIPECLEANER”, I almost shuddered out of my skin and abortmissioned the hell out of there.

The person sneezing out computer keys is obviously a toddler.  Like, certainly, right?

No one who’s watched the Pats this year is surprised they let a receiver break free

Go fuck yourself, you obfuscating asshole

I think the fact that the league continues to strip this man of his earning power over weed is the bigger scandal. He’s being used as an example and he deserves support from them instead of repeated suspensions that keep him from earning a living.

That’s the major difference. Money.

It’s largely not. I think the best way to look at this is that it’s a gray area of the law that hasn’t been particularly profitable before. If, say, MC Hammer had sent a cease and desist order to Blizzard for the male Orc dance in WoW, I imagine Blizz would’ve just shrugged, replaced the dance and said “sorry”.

I’m all for broad inclusion in topical discussions, but how exactly is Tumblr banning fucking and thus fucking itself a “video game” disappointment? Disappointing, sure, and still a fresh wound for many, but where’s the connection?

Isn’t Starcraft II still one of the top esports worldwide?

Kevin Hart might be available to warm up the crowd

GOOD. Meaningfully placed cities, maps, etc. are infinitely better than FO4 or DA:I’s use of “here’s a big open space that doesn’t have much personality or identity, collect all of the stupid mcguffins we’ve scattered about for achievements. Enjoy your lifeless biome!”

This is good to know in advance. I’m actually more excited now knowing that. I have way too many 60+ hour RPGs on my backlog, so a tight-knit, properly written narrative experience by Obsidian sounds great for the future.

For a double bill showcasing the worst of 2018's toxic nostalgia, creative bankruptcy, and fundamental slick shittiness, settle in for Ready Player One and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

Everyone who was burned by Bethesda with Fallout76 cheered in unison. Not gonna lie, I need this game in my veins

“! Period!” is a pretty damn confusing string of text.

So a player that plays 4 seasons with the Seahawks and Saints but let’s show a 5 year Patriots photo because it’s Deadspin.