Maybe? I think "dab" might mean something different in Denver these days. I know precisely shit about Houston.

Yep. "Oh, hahahahaha! What an imbecilic drunken asshole that guy is!" (watches twenty videos, feels better about self, a la viewers of Jersey Shore et . al.)
Three months later: "He made how much???"

She's Austrian and eight. She's okay to dab all she wants. (Unless she wants to be cool, in which case… yeah, tell her not to dab.)

Fucking beautiful, man.

Thanks for digging a little further than I did, Thomas. I knew it had been a while.

I think I would, too. And I don't even drive.

You probably know more about it than I do. If the argument was that she'd go somewhere else to talk to Alex Jones and whatnot for that amount of money, though, I'd have said good luck to her and taken another meeting.

"Brain the size of a planet and here I am looking out for shoplifters."

when you someone inspirational it

Sorry to disappoint, apples. I'll get you back.

I see your point, and Hughes is very annoying.

I was just trying to come up with something niche enough. I like mechanics. I would probably watch guys fixing cars, honestly.

George Carlin would take one look around and go "Fuck this, you guys are on your own."

Seventeen million fucking dollars?? NBC, you should be replaced with the All Mechanics Channel for being so fucking stupid.

People shit. It's the way of the world.

Too late.

"…shtrrraighttt offa BOWHOAWHOAWWWWTTT…"

Don't make me yawn.

I'll just stay White and Lazy.

Tommy says so.